I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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