I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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