started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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