it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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