Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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