He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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