You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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