Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
And then he peed in my hair
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