recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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