If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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