Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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