420 ftw
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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