I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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