i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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