Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just pee around me
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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