My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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