6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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