Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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