i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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