I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She even gives head with a lisp.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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