nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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