Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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