why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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