After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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