Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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