...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My bed smells like the plague
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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