I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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