I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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