Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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