just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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