Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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