Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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That accounts for only three of the penises
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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