we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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