you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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