everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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