I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
My vagina is very pro this idea
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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