shes about as inviting as chlamydia
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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