Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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