I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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