the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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