That's intense
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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