I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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