I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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