does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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