Just mADE A PArabola og urine
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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