Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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