Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My vagina is very pro this idea
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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