Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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