I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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