he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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